OK, got it…. we ate alot of crappy meals w/ a shelf life longer than my life expectancy… Canned (you couldn’t open sometimes, although ka-Bar solved most of those issues)….bags made w/ and of petroleum “enhanced” products that you shook and it warmed up the “phood” inside (scary) Ka-bar also saved the day but being my age now (62) I won’t eat or drink crap anymore. If you are “aloud” to munch @ the range which from what I understand 80% of ranges “No food, No drink”…I get some of the BEST Bacon and Coffee money can buy. Black Rifle coffee has even made Wally-World clear out some garbage products to make way for them to make many more ba-zillions of dollars. You open up a pack of Gunm bacon and it’s like a horde of wolves in the middle of nowhere sense it from across the showroom floor..I’ m just lucky to be armed when these people sense an easy kill! ;c)
What is it w/ that? You shoot a couple of hundred rounds, you deal w/ some really dumb people on the left and right of you, sometimes sweat a bunch, police your brass then go out and sit on a couch open up a coke and a pack of bacon (or Oreo’s whatever) and I am the happiest camper within a hundred miles? But after ALL THAT, before I dine, I HAVE TO wash my hands and use a Klean wipe on my face and arms ????? Am I the only person who finds that fabulous? Like clean sheets on a hotel room bed, just discard the disgusting comforter to the far corner of the room first! I’d rather be covered in Lead and cordite than lay on that cum-forter!
Yuck. 😎
Truth be told, My Gunms out number my friends these days and my Sheperds won’t wear hearing protection, but I am ok w/ that too.
